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Friday, January 17, 2014

游戏人间 2 --- 狗头军师


--- 无非心自平,一切皆安然---
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“就是啦---” 客家佬在旁加把口---                                                
“好歹捞个真经女人,找个老番婆,”
“有烧有暖,有点烫水,”
“还不至于冬天怕冷,夏天怕热,老光棍寂寞难耐啊!”
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2
“再说,就算是你令老BIE改天去了阎王殿,
“上了神台,至少还能自夸,"
"至少还闻过自己女人的骚味--- --"
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3
“不至于像你一样,孤苦伶仃,”
“改日到了了地府,还会被别人讥笑,"
"说什么没见过世面--没闻过女人香味--- ”
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4
“所以,我说啊,到时候,我若是到了阴曹地府,“
"跟着下面的新交或旧友闲谈家常时,”
“至少还可以自吹一番的说"
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5
“ 哈哈,看我令BIE ,上有高堂,下有妻儿,”
“今天远赴异乡,只作短暂居留,”
“他日,方作远行,亲身造访远赴瑶池先辈,”
“方作定居安乐世界的定夺。”
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6
“哈哈,俺老头到底还是有个完整的男人,"
"能攻能守,勇往前进!”
“哪像俺家乡的光棍老猫,空摆着炮兵军团,”
“只会做屯兵集粮之消极部署,"
"不做大胆攻城掠地之良策,”
“不会开支散叶---更不会开花结果--- ”
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7
“结果,到了如此光景,还是单调断章一索,"
"永远没胡吃,做个游离散兵,东打西逃,毫无建树--- ”
"银样蜡枪头一般,指挥无能,"
 "只重看而不实用,愧对先祖--- ”
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8
“难道不怕,有朝一日,"
"被阎王爷发现,据理严办,"
"把你哪无甚功效的jiaojiao 给阉割收起,"
好叫你来世阴阳不分,做个阿瓜不成!?------- 哈哈---”-
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---- 无非心自平,一切皆安然---
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待续---   3

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